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Msg#: 2722 Local Date: 13 Nov 98 23:13
From: Phaisal Hanbuntrong Read: Yes Replied: No
To: Sumaetah Vajirasakpanich Mark:
Subj: Re: E-mail Addiction
-=> Quoting Sumaetah Vajirasakpanich to All <=-
SV> * Crossposted from: QUOTE OTD
SV> Monday, 9 February, 1998 4:55:59
SV> Telecom Item
SV> From: Derek P. Williams,SalaThai
SV> Subject: e-mail addiction
SV> To: Humour,SalaThai
SV> The Sala,SalaThai
SV> You know you're an E-mail Junkie when...
SV> 1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop
SV> to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
SV> 2. You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed
SV> with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
SV> 3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
SV> 4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
SV> feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
SV> 5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop
SV> on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
SV> 6. You decide to stay in college for an additional
SV> year or two, just for the free Internet access.
SV> 7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
SV> 8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
SV> 9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for
SV> two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up
SV> the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
SV> You try to hum to communicate with the modem....And you
SV> 10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period
SV> when using a word processor.com
SV> 11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
SV> 12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dotcom."
SV> 13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
SV> 14. Your cat has its own home page.
SV> 15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
SV> 16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages."
SV> So you check it again.
SV> 17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
SV> 18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are,
SV> because they have neutral screen names and you never
SV> bothered to ask.
SV> 19. You tell the cab driver you live at
SV> 20. You start tilting your head sideways to smile
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